Wise Words

Wise words we heard from our moms when we were growing up:

1. If all your friends jumped off of a cliff, would you jump too?
2. I brought you into this world; I can take you out.
3. Never leave home without clean underwear on (in case of an accident).
4. Soap and water never killed anyone.
5. If you don't brush your teeth, they will fall out of your head.
6. One day you will have kids, and I hope that they turn out just like you.
7. Don't crack your knuckles; you will end up with arthritis.
8. "Go ask your father"
9. Don't go outside with wet hair; you will catch a cold.
10. If you cross your eyes, your eyes will remain like that

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