I've Learned...

I never knew how different guys and girls really were until I got married and lived with a guy. Wow! We are so different.
Here are some things I've learned from living with a boy:

• When he makes the bed, it does not have to be made exactly like I make it
• "Fine" really means "Beautiful"
• "There's nothing you can do about it" really means "I feel helpless, and I don't know what else to say or do"
• When he does things, they do not have to be done in the same way that I do them...as long as the end result is the same
• We will get there one way or another...it may take longer than if we had stopped and asked for directions...but we will get there
• He likes to make a mess when he cooks, but hey, I did not have to cook it
• He will not notice things like I do--pillows on the floor and not on the couch; chairs not pushed in; crumbs on the counter
• If you really want to make them happy, make them meat and potatoes...like every night
• They probably won't do it unless you ask, so just ask them
• Noises come from all parts of the body, at all times of the day (WHY?)
• When he says he'll be home soon, he really means in about 4 hours or so
• They think that clean clothes magically appear in their drawers
• They must look for things with their eyes closed, because they can't ever seem to find what they are looking for
• "I'll give you a back rub" is not at all what you think it means